July to me Julyer!

HI! so it's July! my favorite month. Why you ask? Welllll...it's my bday month! July 31 :D

So one would think that their birthday month would be the best month right? No, no it's not. I got another fucking ticket this month! WTF! how does that shit happen?!?! I've been driving since 03' and now I decide to get 2 tickets in the same year? FMweL (fuck my whole entire life)

Its weird how you lose one friend, and gain another one at the same time :( Im gonna miss my turkish tranny :( But I guess NY is closer than Istanbul right? right!

Reminder To Self: please stop being lazy and find an internship!


GKY list:
-traffic light: you son of a bitch! how dare you take a picture of me at 3am with that horrible lighting! You can't even see my bronze goddess tan that I've been working so hard on! I should take my dads truck and ram you with it! (wow this one was kinda kinky...see underlined words)

-Lady @SDSU cashiers office: Pendeja de lo peor! Who the fuck do you think you are to tell me there's nobody else I can talk to about registration when I can clearly hear people in the background! I should've slapped your fat face when I had to come in and make a payment!

-Diana H*****: ATTENTION CUSTOMER DIANA H****H...please proceed to kill yourself, and make the world a better place you cheap piece of shit! you wanted to talk to a manager so you could fucking save 2$ I should've kicked you in the cooch when I had the chance...

-mariamE: to my lil felon...you have real street cred now! I'll miss you when you're in VA!

-myself: jk i love myself.

-officer eadie: you bastard! if you would've been going faster on the freeway, I would'nt have had to speed past you and get a speeding ticket! thanks a lot you meatball!

cool it's 6am...gnite puppys