HI! so it's July! my favorite month. Why you ask? Welllll...it's my bday month! July 31 :D
So one would think that their birthday month would be the best month right? No, no it's not. I got another fucking ticket this month! WTF! how does that shit happen?!?! I've been driving since 03' and now I decide to get 2 tickets in the same year? FMweL (fuck my whole entire life)
Its weird how you lose one friend, and gain another one at the same time :( Im gonna miss my turkish tranny :( But I guess NY is closer than Istanbul right? right!
Reminder To Self: please stop being lazy and find an internship!
GKY list:
-traffic light: you son of a bitch! how dare you take a picture of me at 3am with that horrible lighting! You can't even see my bronze goddess tan that I've been working so hard on! I should take my dads truck and ram you with it! (wow this one was kinda kinky...see underlined words)
-Lady @SDSU cashiers office: Pendeja de lo peor! Who the fuck do you think you are to tell me there's nobody else I can talk to about registration when I can clearly hear people in the background! I should've slapped your fat face when I had to come in and make a payment!
-Diana H*****: ATTENTION CUSTOMER DIANA H****H...please proceed to kill yourself, and make the world a better place you cheap piece of shit! you wanted to talk to a manager so you could fucking save 2$ I should've kicked you in the cooch when I had the chance...
-mariamE: to my lil felon...you have real street cred now! I'll miss you when you're in VA!
-myself: jk i love myself.
-officer eadie: you bastard! if you would've been going faster on the freeway, I would'nt have had to speed past you and get a speeding ticket! thanks a lot you meatball!
cool it's 6am...gnite puppys
Friday, July 24, 2009
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
fambam
So basically my aunt is married to a stupid bitch...seriously he's bi-polar and a pathological liar. The bastard won't even pay for anything because my grandfather gave my aunt money.
He cancelled his cell phone, and won't pay the bills...GROW THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT...thx
Another thing...he always tries to fuck up people's plans. In Vegas, he lied about shit, and then today when we were planning to go out, he disappears with my little cousin for like 2 hours, when he knew that we wanted to all go somewhere. Honestly I wanna tell him to go kill himself...the end.
GO KILL YOURSELF LIST:
1) to my aunts husband...GKY you stupid waste of life...stop fucking up everyone's life! Nobody likes you, and they never did...GO DIE, it would make us all very happy.
2) to the stupid RWS teacher that is making me do homework on my motherfucking SPRING BREAK...GKY BITCH...What part of BREAK do you not understand you fucking meatball.
3) to that stupid bitch Shabnam Soraya who is not gonna perform at the Nowroz Festival. you're lucky I did not buy a ticket to fly to S.F. asshole (i still love your music though.)
So today I went to my future place of employment to do some paperwork, and I really don't wanna get a job. I need to focus on school so I can actually decide what i want to do with my fucking life....should I take some science classes and go to pharmacy school like my parents want me to do or should I just continue with business. I DONT FUCKING KNOW!
PS Soulja Boy please proceed to cut your vocal cords so I dont have to hear your fucking bullshit songs again. I mean really, how many songs can you write about "soulja's"...go back to compton...
So one of my friends, which I will leave anonymous, is always having random sex with people at the clubs. Last night was mandingo night 9 inches ahahahaha
ok gnite puppys, hopefully it doesn't rain so i can go to blacks beach and get my madafuckin tan on.
He cancelled his cell phone, and won't pay the bills...GROW THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT...thx
Another thing...he always tries to fuck up people's plans. In Vegas, he lied about shit, and then today when we were planning to go out, he disappears with my little cousin for like 2 hours, when he knew that we wanted to all go somewhere. Honestly I wanna tell him to go kill himself...the end.
GO KILL YOURSELF LIST:
1) to my aunts husband...GKY you stupid waste of life...stop fucking up everyone's life! Nobody likes you, and they never did...GO DIE, it would make us all very happy.
2) to the stupid RWS teacher that is making me do homework on my motherfucking SPRING BREAK...GKY BITCH...What part of BREAK do you not understand you fucking meatball.
3) to that stupid bitch Shabnam Soraya who is not gonna perform at the Nowroz Festival. you're lucky I did not buy a ticket to fly to S.F. asshole (i still love your music though.)
So today I went to my future place of employment to do some paperwork, and I really don't wanna get a job. I need to focus on school so I can actually decide what i want to do with my fucking life....should I take some science classes and go to pharmacy school like my parents want me to do or should I just continue with business. I DONT FUCKING KNOW!
PS Soulja Boy please proceed to cut your vocal cords so I dont have to hear your fucking bullshit songs again. I mean really, how many songs can you write about "soulja's"...go back to compton...
So one of my friends, which I will leave anonymous, is always having random sex with people at the clubs. Last night was mandingo night 9 inches ahahahaha
ok gnite puppys, hopefully it doesn't rain so i can go to blacks beach and get my madafuckin tan on.
Monday, March 31, 2008
"I like that ass n them titties"
...is what a black man said to my cousin when she bent over ahahahahaha!
luckily shes down for some mandingo love ahahahahahahahaha!
(here are the mens she be liking) ------->
Tattood Bitch
img src="http://www.missxpose.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/lil_wayne_arrest.jpg">
and
Nasty Bitch
img src="http://blogs.chron.com/tmi/MTV_TRL_CYRUS_YARBROUGH_NYR113.JPG">
this last pic brings me to the GKY List
1) to miley cyrus...GKY bitch forgetting that hyphy song stuck in my head ;)
"i cant wait to see you again!"
PS theres like 4 birthday bitches this month! troy serhan graham raf-raf
PSS i have street cred cuz this bitch was popping his ghetto ass last night and even had the black girls saying Hallelujah! ahahahahaa im so fucking humble...
goodbye lifestyle :)
-big booty hoe
luckily shes down for some mandingo love ahahahahahahahaha!
(here are the mens she be liking) ------->
Tattood Bitch
img src="http://www.missxpose.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/lil_wayne_arrest.jpg">
and
Nasty Bitch
img src="http://blogs.chron.com/tmi/MTV_TRL_CYRUS_YARBROUGH_NYR113.JPG">
this last pic brings me to the GKY List
1) to miley cyrus...GKY bitch forgetting that hyphy song stuck in my head ;)
"i cant wait to see you again!"
PS theres like 4 birthday bitches this month! troy serhan graham raf-raf
PSS i have street cred cuz this bitch was popping his ghetto ass last night and even had the black girls saying Hallelujah! ahahahahaa im so fucking humble...
goodbye lifestyle :)
-big booty hoe
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